The official starting gun that marks the beginning of Summer just went off. Today is the Summer Solstice. The longest day of the year. That means from here on out the days will get a bit shorter and it’s all downhill skiing until winter. And let me be clear: Fuck Winter. Fuck all of that cold, frozen, dark all the time B.S. I loathe winter. So, let’s get going. Time to make the most out of the summer. You have been warned. The summer solstice is here. Boom! Time to go!

Here’s how the summer solstice works. Sorry, flat earthers. The following posts may disturb you.

And this meant as encouragement. The past is behind us. Let’s move forward into summer and massive amount of fun and good times. Start planning now if you haven’t already. Go!

Just a couple more. Again: Some may find these disturbing.

Don’t say we didn’t try to warn ya. Don’t say no one gave you the heads up. It’s the Summer Solstice. Get going. It’s Suns out, buns out time. Even if we’re talking about grilling out for dinner. It’s officially Summer 2025. Go!

Time to move on. Time to get going.