July 5th is National Bikini Day. And we’re celebrating.

Things just keep getting better over here. Yesterday was Independence Day and today is National Bikini Day! This had to be what the founding fathers intended. This is how you celebrate the best country on earth. You cook out, blow thing up and then enjoy some sweet bikini goodness. Let’s do this right now. Here’s some wonderful bikini goodness for you. Suns out. Buns out. America.

Every once in a while, you may get so excited during a bikini dance that you lose your bottoms. No problem! You’ll be fine! Don’t believe me? Then believe Halle Berry, she was rocking out and may have had a wardrobe malfunction. We are fine with that. 100%. Halle is looking fantastic!

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