Some may call this post ‘piling on’. Okay. So be it. That’s fair. And while we’re on the subject of fair, let’s talk about the couple that just got busted quite possibly cheating by the jumbotron at the Coldplay Concert! There’s always an upside. That’s all I’m saying. Let’s begin.

First of all, shout out to the camera operator at the Coldplay show! They saw a couple in love (or lust) and gave em some screen time, making this whole event possible. Now let’s get into the nitty gritty of it all. Who are these people and can we please see the event in question? Of course! Here ya go.

Oops. It’s the CEO and his Human Resources Chief! What the what?! You’d think the HR chick would know better!

Okay, that’s enough of the Human Resources angle. I think we all can admit that HR is a laughably bad dept to begin with. Let’s talk about the dude for a second. And his wife… who’s about to be very rich and probably very divorced.

Is the whole Coldplay show got caught cheating on the jumbotron thing awkward? Yes. Is it ultimately a good thing? Also, yes. Everyone was married. Everyone was living a lie and no things are out in the open. The die is cast. No more need to run around and come up with some BS story about where you were. The spouses will get rich in the divorce and the whole thing sounds like a good start to a romantic comedy from Netflix. Coldplay did everyone a favor. (You don’t get to say that a lot)

Now comes the big question: What now? Do the CEO and HR lady keep banging or is the thrill gone? Can they make it after this? Smash cut to a U2 show a year from now where they both are on the Jumbotron with new people! HA!

We’ll close with this: Don’t cheat. You’ll be miserable and you’ll get caught and lose half your shit anyway. So, just be honest. And do NOT blame Coldplay for this. They just ripped off the band aid. You can be upset with Coldplay for other stuff, but they are innocent in this one.