The hilarious green uninvited guest at WNBA games is…

A green dildo. Yup. Twice now, someone has lobbed a green dildo onto the court at a WNBA game. What’s it supposed to mean? I don’t know. Is it funny? Sure. The memes are way funnier than the actual event though. We’ll have a bunch of the funny for you. Don’t you worry.

Now, no to go ‘full responsible adult’ here, but to whoever is chucking the green dildos: We don’t know how you’re sneaking them into the arena and we’re not judging. Just be careful. Don’t hit anyone with one of those things. That would be…awkward. And do you want to be the person in jail known for the green dildo? I don’t think ya do.

But for now? After 2 games of green dildos being lobbed onto the court of WNBA games the memes are terrifically hilarious. Let’s take a look. First up, let’s take a look at the actual event, just so you know we’re not making this up. There’s a slight chance this could turn out like the octopus at hockey games, but let’s not start giving people idea.

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2 comments on “The hilarious green uninvited guest at WNBA games is…

  1. Rick Howard says:

    None of this would probably be happening if they had not treated that nice Caitlin so badly. Well at least the thing is as green as their jealousy, but that subtelty is no doubt lost on them. First there was the fickle finger of fate, and now the flying dildo of envy! Thank you for documenting the memery so well!

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      HA! Maybe it’ll turn into something like the thrown squids at hockey games.

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