Sydney Sweeney Shocker!

The hits just keep coming for Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle. Needless to say we are shocked! Shocked! Now there’s breaking news about Sydney Sweeney’s voter registration! My goodness! What’s next? We have now seen it all! First a fashion company hires a model and now this? Is this how you sell blue jeans? Comedian and writer, Michael Loftus of The Loftus Party website is beside himself! When will people learn? It’s a shock. I hope your sitting down. I also hope you laugh because the whole thing is completely ridiculous and funny.

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Writer, Comedian, Geek, Purveyor of the Sexy Heathen lifestyle. Sometimes on TV. AKA 'The Mgmt.' Always hanging round TheLoftusParty.com

2 comments on “Sydney Sweeney Shocker!

  1. Lance says:

    I hope that you’re sitting down. NEWSFLASH! Several witnesses stated seeing Sidney Sweeney making a RIGHT TURN while driving and her turn signal stayed blinking for a good 50 yards afterwards!!!! Now if it was a left turn …….. Does this woman have no shame!?!?!?!?

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      Very happy you warned me to sit down before I read that! Hahahahaha!

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