I’m going to try very hard to take the high road here. This is a post about haircuts. Bangs to be more specific. Ladies? Just say no. Let’s use this recent picture of Greta Thunberg as an example. This photo of Greta, rocking some fresh bangs has launched an avalanche of memes. Why? Well, they’re funny. Why are they funny? It’s that haircut. And by the haircut? I meant the bangs. Bangs are a bad idea almost 99% of the time. It is a very specific person who can make bangs look good. And I should note it’s also a very specific haircut as well!

Also worth noting: The timing of the photo isn’t helping. That’s regrettable. But boy oh boy does it all lend itself to some comedy.

So, it’s the bangs… not good.

That’s enough of that. I’ve made my point. Bangs? Just say no. You don’t want them. And stay away from emotional haircuts too. I’m not sure what Greta Thunberg is going through, but I’m guessing the bangs and this picture won’t help. Ladies, you do not want bangs. Unless it’s for this. Bettie Page is ALWAYS welcome. Always.