Sydney Sweeny ads lift American Eagle stock 24%. But what does that mean for us?

American Eagle stock is up 24% largely due to a very successful ad campaign featuring Sydney Sweeney. Don’t believe me? Maybe you’ll believe these people. I bet they’ve done research and all kinds of stuff. I have a bit of a different take on this whole affair.

So, what now? What does it all mean? So glad you asked. From where I’m sitting it means more Sydney Sweeney posts and that’s a great thing. Why? Because most of the posts will feature pictures of Sydney Sweeney. Duh. First, we’ll need a slight transition post. Informative, yet still featuring Ms. Sweeney.

And not to say I told you so, but I told you so.

People like and aspire to beauty. It’s simple. And Sydney Sweeny looks great in those American Eagle ads. Tada! She’ gorgeous. Even out of the jeans! See what I did there?

Thank you for your attention. We’ll keep looking for more excuses to state the obvious about advertising and feature photos of Sydney Sweeney. Carry on.

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