We might have a new favorite headline here at The Loftus Party. Kourtney Kardashian makes lollipops for your vagina. There’s a sentance I honestly never thought I’d type. Yet here we are. Let’s find out more about these vaginal lollipops. Who knows, maybe there’s a taint ice cream on it’s way too.
So, what’s up with the lollipops for your hoo-haw? Well, Kourtney has a line of probiotic gummies and pills all supposedly designed to help with vaginal health. Okay. Her latest creation is the lollipop for the vag. Sure. Fine. Oh! You can get them at Target!
the main ingredient in the new $5.99-per-pack lollipops is the probiotic bacterium Bacillus coagulans.
As for your next question? Pineapple. Yeah, that makes sense. The new lollipops are also made with vitamin C, which the brand says adds a boost of antioxidants and pro-collagen benefits, plus pineapple extract for flavor.
Kardashian’s company also makes brain boost lollipops for kids. I really hope they keep those in separate aisles. Wouldn’t want some poor souls using a brain boost lollipop in their vajayjay. Or would it just get smarter? Maybe an experiment is in order.
We tip our caps to the Kardashian family. They have certainly surprised us with their staying power. Now with the vaginal lollipops, they have redefined “sucker”. What’s next? Butthole breath mints? Nipple skittle clamps? I’m going to stop before they get any ideas.
