It’s Smart. It’s sexy! It’s Voter ID!

Hooray! It took me all of five seconds, but I figured out a way to get the word “Sexy” into a headline about Voter ID. Yeah, the ol bait and kind of switch. And yes, I may have used AI to create a picture of a sexy girl voting. GROK chose a dominatrix and I just rolled with it. But this is really important. Sex sells! And I’ll do my best to get some sexy spice into this post about a subject that isn’t really terribly sexy. The idea that only citizens should vote in out elections can insure that by passing a voter ID law. Tada!

The thing that’s maddening about Voter ID is that it’s a crazy popular idea! The vast majority of Americans support it! People want fair elections! Why is this so hard to get done?

It’s tough to come to any other conclusion than: Someone wants to cheat. What other reason could you have that makes sense? So, if the Conservatives think the Dems want to cheat and the Dems think the Conservatives want to cheat? Let’ pass voter id laws and shut everyone up!

And you need an ID to function as an American anyway! Who doesn’t already have one?

Now I did promise some sex appeal. Please enjoy this “sexy” Weird Al Cosplay video about conspiracy theories. It’s better than nothing. Right? Meh. it’s a link. I’ll keep looking.

https://twitter.com/LeanaLovings/status/1274435242993090561

Turns out rapper ‘Sexy Red’ was a single issue voter. But hey, nice booty! The stickers are a nice touch.

The sexiest video I can find really deals more with mail in voting. Just check out this total sex machine talking about that very thing from 2020!

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