Stand back everyone. We got this. When the world needs an expert on the affairs of the Beckhams and Star Wars, Michael Loftus is the guy you need to call. Here’s the Sky News segment where writer, comedian, part time guitarist and website guru, Michael Loftus gets to the bottom of what happened with the Beckham family recently. Did Victoria go too far with her dancing? Were brides crying unconsolably? Where was David? And the biggest question of all: What in the hell is wrong with these people?

Much ado about nothing? Methinks she doth protest too much? The whole thing is like Shakespeare! If Shakespear was a bored rich kid looking for attention. At least the memes are fun!

Now to the meat and potaoes of this whole post: Star Wars and Kathleen Kennedy’s departure. What happens now?