Happy, yet chilly weekend to you all! Despite single-digit temperatures, we have a bumper crop of delicious memes. Let’s start with the fresh Lemons! Don Lemon, who participated in a protest which invaded a church during service to intimidate and scold the congregation, finally got arrested. Of course the left and the journalist class (BIRM) were up in arms.
Remember that time when you were using Windows 95 and your computer got a virus from a 3.5″ floppy disk?
Well, LOL! You get the last laugh.
In more “this can’t be real life” news, someone tried to break CEO murderer Luigi Mangione out of prison.
We’re still trying to figure out who the suspect is.
Note that, yes the perp brought a pizza cutter to the jailbreak.
Let’s wrap up the current events section with this media malfeasance. The disgusting media can’t have a bad-looking martyr, so they altered Alex Peretti’s picture. It is should be insulting that they considered him too ugly to portray him as he is.
And don’t even get me started on Netflix when they get the rights to his story.
Folks (hi Lynne!), this might be the last Marco Rubio meme. Looks like he’s no longer interested in new gigs.
Grab Bag!
Honestly, I laughed so hard at this one. It deserves its own post. For those of you who immediately jumped to “oh noes, this is racist / problematic”, lighten up. My inclusion of it comes out of a place of respect and admiration of the Indian people, particularly in the field of technology. Look at it this way, he’s ascended to the COO position of the Empire’s largest project.
While this is most certainly staged, I’m still laughing and I hope you will too.
Until next week. Keep an eye on Loftus’ tour dates page. He’s on the prowl and may be coming to a city near you!
Hi Gordon! This TWIM is an absolute howl on this very cold Saturday. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Yes! Don Lemon finally arrested and charged. Lemon’s need to be relevant again by hitching his self absorbed wagon to the crazy train of unhinged Minneapolis protesters is coming back to bite him in his pretentious butt. Those Bill Gates memes are fantastic. I’ll bet he’s ghosting the ex wife all this week, if he can help it. Yikes! The Luigi jailbreak story is about as crazy as it comes. Who thinks they are going to break a guy out of jail with a pizza cutter and meat fork? Minnesota’s fine education system laid bare on that one. Alex Pretti getting a Bachelor Makeover by the press is beyond the pale. Thank you for the nice shoutout on my beloved Marco Rubio memes. I’m sad they may be ending. I’m on roll this week. I got a nice shoutout on The Loftus Party podcast last week because I introduced a new word Jaxsy. Your Grab Bag was hilarious. The Darth Vader video was fantastic.I’ve already watched it a few times. Green Frog Labs does it again. The magician video was really funny too. Your Neil Young video was great. I don’t think Greenlanders will think his music will be much a gift either. You just keep putting out great content and it’s appreciated. My Saturday wouldn’t be complete without TWIM and your hilariously funny commentary. Thank you Gordon!