Let’s jump into this theory. The ‘Did Epstein fake his death?’ or ‘Is Jeffrey Epstein still alive?’ theory. There are a couple good reasons to at least look into it. Firstly, it keeps people talking about the Epstein case and that’s a good thing. We should all be enraged by this crap. The crimes, the coverup, all of it. Second, there’s some weird shit going on and it’s very interesting to say the least. So, let’s go. Let’s take a look at the ‘Is Epstein still alive’ stuff.

Right out if the gate? The most compelling thing I’ve seen is the Fortnight account of Epstein still being active. For those non-gamers out there, Fortnight is a very popular game. Each player has a specific screen name and that screen name is also attached to some kind of bank account so the player can make purchases in the game. It’s not just a screen name.

This is the kind of bizarre mistake you could see in a movie and find it to be believable. As a writer? The gamertag thing just fits. Your character would be so busy with the big details of hiding and starting over that they would forget to change their account name for games. And Epstein enjoying gaming. Bill Gates supposedly ended Epstein Xbox Live account after the whole STD thing.

Now lets’ get into some other stuff, including a now debunked AI created. pic that’s making its way around the internet. THIS IS A FAKE PHOTO. It’s AI. Also: Keep an eye out for temporary barbed wire tattoo pictures. Lots of talk about a temporary tattoo on Epstein’s arm.

Now back to our regularly scheduled ‘WTF is that?’ stuff. Noses and ears. Specially ears. Ears are like fingerprint. Unique.

Hmmmm…

There’s more. There are tons more. But let’s not lose focus too much. Let’s stay on the actual case. The victims and the people who didn’t try to stop Epstein and his cohorts. THAT’S what is important. The ‘Is Jeff Epstein still alive’ stuff is interesting, but I’m very concerned about justice. And making sure the next Jeff Epstein never gets started.