It’s time for a new edition of ‘Sports!’. You may think this is some kind of coverage of the Olympics. Well that’s where you would be a bit wrong. Sure, the Olympics are going on now… somewhere… I guess. But the big thing is sports! What are the Olympics even about? Well, money really. But once upon a time it was about sports! And when it started back in the day it was also about nudity and athletes competing naked. We can’t do that here. But we can celebrate: Sports!

Holy shit! Good job, kid!

Sports!

Archery! Sports!

Sports! Swimming is a sport. Don’t get me started about swimming.

Yes. Sports. Don’t question me on this.

Okay. Sports. For real.