Happy Birthday, Natalie Portman!

Well, would you look at that! According to our Calander it’s time to say happy birthday to Natalie Portman! The actress and producer was born on June 9th! What year? You ask. Guess what? I really don’t care what year. It’s happy birthday time to an incredible talent who has been in some of my all-time favorite films. And maybe more importantly she makes every movie she’s in, better. The girl is a cinematic bonus. That’s rare and awesome. We gotta appreciate that.

Now I know we mentioned the talent. We might also want to highlight some looks too. You know, for news type reasons.

We’ll start with “The Professional”. This movie is fantastic. One of my all-time favs. The cast is incredible. The plot. The script. The direction. All of it. Great film. Portman was pitch perfect.

Next up? V for Vendetta. This is another “must watch’ flick. Based on the graphic novel, this movie really holds up well.

Holy smokes. Just look at this. Wowza!

Did I mention she makes every project better? It’s true. Even crazy medieval style fantasy comedies. That booty though. Medieval thong bikinis never looked this good.

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