Elon Musk is now a Trillionaire. Seems about right.

Elon Musk is now a trillionaire. The internet is flipping out a bit, but to me, it seems about right. Let’s just put everything in perspective for a second. He’s a trillionaire on paper, okay? This is all about stock price for SpaceX. So, no. Elon isn’t swimming in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. However, he could probably have that arranged.

Now, is Elon Musk the guy behind Paypal? Yup. He started that one. That seems popular. Tesla cars? Yup, they sell a lot of those. SpaceX? Yup. Again, very popular. Good rocket company. They get a lot of contracts from space stuff.

Have you noticed a trend here? Musk makes thing that people want and use. He charges money for that. And when you sell a lot of stuff that people want? You get to keep some of that money. It’s crazy. But congrats Elon Musk. You’re a trillionaire! Seems about right to me. Let’s check with the internet,

So, Elon did well. So did the people who invested and worked at SpaceX. Check this out:

But of course, haters gonna hate.

Just keep doing what you’re doing, Elon. Your track record speaks for itself. We think your priorities are spot on. Inventing and defending freedom of speech with the occasional robot driving a convertible in space. It seems to be going quite well.

About the Author
Writer, Comedian, Geek, Purveyor of the Sexy Heathen lifestyle. Sometimes on TV. AKA 'The Mgmt.' Always hanging round TheLoftusParty.com

1 comment on “Elon Musk is now a Trillionaire. Seems about right.

  1. Serena Kosta says:

    The haters can all suck it. The real takeaway here is that this is America and every single one of us has the same opportunity to become a trillionaire. We just might not all have the brainpower to do so. LOL, but that’s on us. Go Elon! Go SpaceX!! 🚀

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *