We’re all busy people. Do we have the time to try to decipher movie trailers? Nope. Not over here. So, I’m just going to post this new trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day and kind of just leave it. I will say a couple of things before I go.
Like, how many ideas can you shove into a movie? There are a zillion things going on here. At some point (hopefully this movie) Marvel, has got to calm down with all the crazy plot devices. The alternate universes, the memory wipes. Just tell one story. Good lord it’s getting so tedious. At some point, when you realize you’re in a hole? Put the shovel down.
Marvel has painted themselves into a corner and they had better right the ship, fast. Spider-Man: Brand New Day looks like a brand-new mess.