Keir Starmer has tapped out. He’s gone. Sure, that’s good news for many. But what now? This is the 6th Prime Minister in 10 years for these guys. Yikes! What’s the plan now? Good question. Writer, comedian and part time guiataritst Michael Loftus knows what England should do. Listen to me know and thank me later, all you wacky Brits. Here’s a step-by-step guide to fixing everything. I hope you’re ready. Ready for: England after Starmer!

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