Hey there. Here’s a World Cup spoiler for you: Sadly, team USA was eliminated from the big soccer thing last night. Yeah, the other team scored more point and stuff so, we’re out. Do you need a minute to take that in? It’s fine if you do. There are a lot of people who take this soccer thing really seriously.
Luckily for the rest of us, we’re not terribly upset. I legit wasn’t paying much attention to the actual sport of it. The Fans and parties were kind of my deal. That stuff was all fun. Does that make me a fair weather fan? Sure. That seems about right. The good part now, though? People like me can carry on! Keep this soccer party going!
We’ll just jump on the Norway bandwagon! They do that rowing thing. That’s awesome. And they have some awesome fans! Now am I really interested in the World Cup outcome or is this just an excuse to post fans pics and videos of people partying? How dare you even ask that?! How dare you! Of course it is. That’s very high on my list of priorities. #Winning!
Don’t be this guy. Maybe he just doesn’t like soccer?
The Norway Row.
Yes, we are!
Be careful. Some of these are AI.
Be careful out there all you soccer fans!
And lastly: We already won. Gonna stand by this one.
