There are all kinds of crazy rumors swirling around the internet about the well-being of Mitch McConnell. Some say he’s doing just fine, and others are saying he’s brain dead. I’ll let you write your own jokes as to the brain-dead part. We hope that the Senator from KY is doing well in terms of his health.
We do have some questions about Mitch though and some of the strange things being reported. We also have some humorous memes that hopefully we all can enjoy. It’s a bit of a Mitch McConnell treasure trove today. A grab bag if you will.
Here’s an update from the ‘We just talked to him” gang.
It would appear that everyone is having 20 minute phone calls with Mitch. That seems like an opportunity for comedy.
Again: We hope that Mitch is fine. We also hope he will take the 20 minutes on a phone call to explain why won’t vote to protect election integrity with the Save Act.
Okay, but seriously. What’s up with this? Mitch’s wife heads to China right after he goes into the hospital? What is going on with that?
Where is Mitch? That’s the prevailing question circulating around DC. Is he alive? Is he brain dead? (People say that happened a while ago). His last appearance in a Senate meeting showed a very confused and unwell man,who then handed control of it to Sen. Murkowski,which probably wasn’t much of a better outcome. All we seem to know is Mitch is having 20 minute conversations with everyone in DC by looks of it on X. What is really interesting are the actions by his wife. So much for the stereotype that Asian women are great caregivers. What did she say to the doctors? “Just stick a tube down his nose and keep rotating him like a 7/11 hot dog until I get back. He’ll be fine. I’m off to China!” Considering she is no longer a government official,why is she there? The memes that you posted were absolutely hysterical. The Thriller meme was too funny. The coffin and the zombie Mitch doing the Sophie Cunningham point were great. Loved the Bigfoot too. We are in the deep and murky (as my British family say) when it comes to Mitch,his health and whether he’ll show up in the Senate with a full care team with defibrillator at the ready to shock him back to life or at least coherence. Either way,we got some great laughs out of it. A very fun article. Thanks Michael!