This Centaur-style robot is the stuff of nightmares. This has to be a joke… right? Right?

Here’s some nightmare fuel for you. A company in California is developing a centaur-style robot. Yup. You know, to help you out with… things. How many times have you been in the middle of something and thought: Wow. A big dark, scary looking centaur robot with horns would really come in handy right about now. Yeah. I think that happens to most of us on a daily basis. Well, guess what? It’s coming!

Let’s ask Grok if this is real or some kind of parody. Uh oh. It’s real.

Grok: The unusual satyr/centaur aesthetic and the “sleep paralysis demon” look make it feel like it should be a joke, which is why so many people are asking, but the company and project are genuine.

Sleep paralysis demon seems like a spot on description.

Sure! Give it a chainsaw! Why not?

Oh hell, no. Hell to the no.

The more I see about this thing the more I think it HAS to be a joke. Or maybe just a publicity stunt. There is no way. LOL! No way!

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4 comments on “This Centaur-style robot is the stuff of nightmares. This has to be a joke… right? Right?

  1. Lynne Kohut says:

    I saw the video of that thing thinking it was a joke, but the more I checked it out,I’m wondering ,is it a publicity stunt or actually real and crap your pants horrifying? Either way ,that is some messed up robotics from some nerds who have way too much time on their hands. I’m all for using robots to go into dangerous and life threatening situations ,but if I’m trapped in a wildfire and I see that thing coming at me with a chainsaw,I’ll assume it’s armageddon and the robots have taken over. The only thing more terrifying would be that possible clown feature. I’m not a fan. You hilariously wrangled this madness into a very entertaining article. Thanks Michael!

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      It has to be a publicity stunt. There is no way someone would actually expect people to but the centaur robot from hell. LOL! It’s working though. I certainly stopped in my tracks when I saw it! Bonkers!

  2. T says:

    I hate this thing with every fiber of my being. Also, not to sound like an absolute nerd but the naming convention is weird…..this thing is a centaur. A satyr is a 1/2 goat, 1/2 man (I’ll let you assume which half is which). One of the more famous satyrs is Pan.
    ANYWAY, I told Serena I was going to nerd out on this so here we are!

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      approved. 100%. The naming thing is an issue. Agreed. Feel free to continue nerding out. HA!

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