The great $20 burrito debate of 2026

Right now, as we all go about our day, trying to earn enough money to make ends meet, the brainiacs are arguing about $20 dollar burritos. More specifically, why is your burrito $20 dollars.

It’s not the worst argument in the world to have really. Everyone has enough room to be ‘correct’. Yes, inflation and spending are out of control. And yes, if you’re struggling financially, you probably shouldn’t be dining on a $20 dollar burrito. Also, wealthy people who are claiming they can feed their entire family burrito for $20 dollars are almost certainly full of shit.

Reminder: The $20 dollar burrito is just an example of inflation and how much the cost of EVERYTHING has gone up. We’re not looking for recipes for Mexican food. It’s just an example.

This is what I’m saying. Yes, it’s a good burrito meme and it makes a great point, but less burrito is needed and more spending cuts. Thank you.

But here is the harsh reality. Socialists are offering ‘Free’ (taxpayer funded) stuff and the conservatives are offering nothing. They have no policy to lower taxes, no plan to lower costs, they just tell you to learn how to cook cheaper burritos at home. That’s not going to win the hearts and minds of angry, hardworking people. Just saying,

Stop. Spending and wasting all of our money. They waste and spend far too much. It’s out of control. Do you want some social programs to be taxpayer funded? We could discuss that. I imagine we would have some extra cash if we really tried.

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