Note: It looks like Texas has cancelled the plans for the Islamic foot washing stations at DFW airport. However, don’t let that stop you from enjoying a perfectly funny video. We should always laugh. When idiots do idiotic things, we should always take time to have a laugh.

It was all over the news! The Dallas airport is adding Islamic foot washing stations. Okay. So that’s a thing. What about other religions? Do they get anything? We have to be fair, right? Here’s writer, comedian and part-time guitarist Michael Loftus with a list of ideas that might be suitable just to make sure no one feels left out. This is America and we’re all equal! Thank you very much!

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