Bye bye, BioWare. The legendary game company taps out by ‘owning the chuds’.

That’s a wrap for gaming company, BioWare. They had an incredible run with some legendary titles. Mass Effect, Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic, Dragon Age and more. So why did they close up shop? Is this a case of: Get woke, go broke? Let’s turn to the internet and see what the gaming community is saying.

Here’s the statement from BioWare and I don’t care who you are. It’s always a bummer when a beloved company has to shut the doors. It’s a shame they couldn’t turn things around.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard was supposed to save the day. Sadly, it had been infected with the woke mind virus. The message was all over this game. And guess what? Surprise, surprise! Gamers didn’t like it or buy it!

Here’s a good ‘wokest’ hits compilation.

He dunked on the chuds…. ouch.

Top surgery scars… for your character.

I’m with Grummz on this one.

BioWare is gone. Some very talented people (who probably saw this coming like we did) are out of a job. We wish them well. Hopefully other gaming companies are learning from this. There’s a lesson here and it’s this: The customer is always right. Make games for gamers.

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