Sure, this is used to be a website and community all about politics and nerd culture with some other fun stuff thrown in, but in light of certain developments we have decided to switch gears and focus on top secret AI programs. Now, we know that undoubtedly the government of China will send spies to try and get information from us. That seems to be the recipe they use. They send smoke show Asian girls to use their feminine wiles and are ready to do anything for information. Well, that’s a risk we’re ready to take.

This formula of sending sexy Chinese spies might have worked on that guy from NVIDIA, Jensen Huang and bunch of other politicians and tech dudes.

But I’d like to see them they that over here. With me. Bring it on. We have so much top-secret stuff we’re working on, it’s crazy. So, let’s see what you got.

I can’t be sure that this is the type of spy china is thinking about sending…but dang it, we’re ready.

Did I mention all the top secret documents we have over here? There are loads of them. This could take a while.

Side note: Will the spy call first? That would be helpful of she did. Also let us know about any food allergies, just so we know where to make the reservation for dinner. When we guard all of our super-secret top level AI stuff later on, we don’t want to worry about allergic reactions. You know, shellfish or latex.

So, bring it on you Chinese spies. We’re ready for you with all of our high-tech super secrets. And if she’s dressed in a sailor moon, schoolgirl type outfit? So be it.

Or this. This is good too. You know what? Surprise me.