Coachella 2027. Good luck with that.

Well, this turned out to be a short-lived little hunk of excitement. They just announce the line up for Coachella 2027. Tame Impala, Dua Lipa, SZA and others. Not too bad. Tame Impala would be fun. Then you get to the ticket prices and that’s where I tap out. Nope.

Who can afford to spend $800.00 bucks just for tickets to Coachella? The lower priced General Admission are already sold out. Oof. That’s a drag. Music Festivals are fantastic, but they won’t last long if they price themselves too high. Maybe it’s just me. The GA tickets are sold out, so tons of people are still going. They are shelling out the hard-earned dough for the shows.

Wouldn’t you be better off just going to a Tame Impala show? Or any of the other artists? Just go ala cart instead of the massive ticket price for the 3-day festival. Let us know what you think. Now, wanna see more about the acts? Let’s do that. Side note: Madonna will be there… But hey! Weezer is on the bill too! So, there’s that.

Everyone knows this one, right? Tame Impala. Talented dude.

Wanna see Dua Lipa? She’s the first British headliner of Coachella. Huh. Neat.

Can we gamble on the winner of a Dua Lipa vs Madonna fight? I think Madonna would take her. Madge would fight dirty as shit. She’s no spring chicken, but I think Madonna wins that match up. Anyway, here’s some Dua Lipa booty.

She also sings songs like this…

So, yeah. Not feeling the need to attend Coachella 2027. Oh well, still like music festivals. Still love live shows! Let me know what you think.

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