— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Call us old fashioned but to have a list of Robin Holzken’s sexiest swimsuit moments you’d have to include EVERY moment she’s in a swimsuit. Right? We’re hoping to see more from Robin in the future. Fantastic stuff! — Follow The Loftus Party on YouTube,…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Anne de Paula is Brazilian and SHE thought it was skimpy. LOL. But can you argue with the results? She looks amazing. Dentists of the world take note. This will be the only video we post that sings the praises of dental floss. Thanks Anne!…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — That looks insanely delicious. Now mind you, I’m not on board with the caramelized onions nor do I see myself grinding my own beef. However as to the rest of it? I am ALL IN. Never would have thought of that ending part and that’s…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — We found this clip from a fashion show in Paris from 2015. That seems like ages ago! Do you mean to tell me the chocolate fashion has gone away? Nooooooo! We refuse to believe it. Choco-fashion should live forever! Maybe it had something to do…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — We felt compelled to post something delish for World Chocolate Day. But isn’t everyday Chocolate Day? I legit can’t think of a day where I haven’t had some form of chocolate. Indulgent? Sure. Do I give a shit? No. Hashtag Blessed. LOL. Now if you’ll…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — There is a special place in my heart for cats that “predict” earthquakes. Personally I’d like all the warning I could get. Seems like cats are only interested in saving themselves though. So selfish! — Follow The Loftus Party on YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook….

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — How about a little more patriotic goodness? Sure it’s July 5th. We don’t care. Love of country doesn’t stop on the 5th. It goes on and on 365 days a year. And we celebrate that! And in that same spirit we celebrate the Instagram account…