From the Party
Gov’t Blames ‘White Terrorists’ for Communist Violence in My 2019 Short Story
Superhumans defeat a communist assault on an American city in the tale I published last year.
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Hilarious Covers of ‘I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole’ [VIDEO]
https://youtu.be/QHcZKdEcdbw-- Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. -- Let's get you up to speed. A while back an...
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Cat Sounds Like a Lazer Beam [VIDEO]
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From the Halls of Awesomeness: Electric Six – ‘Danger! High Voltage!’ [VIDEO]
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‘Tenet’ – New Trailer [VIDEO]
https://youtu.be/L3pk_TBkihU-- Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. -- Christopher Nolan? Weird time travel movie? Sign me up and...
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Rush Limbaugh & I Realize Why ‘A Peaceful Divorce’ Won’t Work
Understand who we’re dealing with, and you’ll understand why peacefully separating into two nations won’t work.
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Where Can You Wear Brazilian Bikinis & Not Feel Out of Place [VIDEO]
https://youtu.be/D9pcTKbal-A-- Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. -- It's always fascinating to look at other countries' moral compasses....
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No One Wants Peace
Left, center, and right agreeing that we ‘need to address the legitimate grievances’ of rioters tells us everything.
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Video Fun
Joe Rogan Issues Apology. Bad Idea.
The Joe Rogan vs Censorship battle just took another turn. A turn for the worse in our opinion. The popular...
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