Late Night Loftus Party Commercials [VIDEO]

Is this you?

You’ve just returned from a semester of protesting police brutality, the pay gap, Trump and the Keystone XL pipeline only to find that your doctoral thesis on the hegemonic patriarchal structures of oppression is due next week.

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What will you do? Try the new LoftCo Word Salad mixer and have it done in a jiffy! Why expend emotional labor? Just pull and boom! Your publication-worthy thesis just wrote itself!

If you order now, we’ll also include a free year of Gender Studies for Kids magazine!

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