Let’s Dismantle the Worthless FBI

Let’s just start over. It’s ridiculous at this point. We need to dismantle the FBI. Hopefully that goes far enough. We’ll certainly need some kind of law enforcement to do the kind of work the FBI was supposed to do but we gotta clean house. The track record of these people is almost laughably bad. If you’ve been keeping track of all the “oopsies” coming out of the Bureau you’ve had enough.

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We’ll start with the most recent. The Epstein case. That should be a big deal right? Oh no…oopsie. Looks like a bunch of evidence “went missing” after an FBI raid. Here’s a link from The Telegraph. Seems like the media in the States are kinda quiet on this one.

And how about the “oopsie” from the FBI with the FISA warrants during the phony Russia collusion? Ya know, that time when the FBI and DOJ we trying to affect the outcome of an election? Remember that little oopsie daisy?

But the hits just keep coming! When the people do decide to investigate those FBI blunders, that’s when cell phone data mysteriously disappears. Oopsie! Did you need those texts?

These are just the examples that pop into the forefront right now. Lord knows what would pop up if actual jounalists got involved. This is some shady-looking shit right here. We can all agree this isn’t how it’s supposed to work.

There are only two ways to look at the FBI. They are either grossly incompetent, or they are corrupt. Either way, it’s in our best interest as a republic to start over. Bye-bye FBI.

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