Well, how about that? There’s a new study out that was reported in The New York Post that would suggest that women who have more sex have better developed brains.

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But if ya want to skip to the insight from yours truly? Here we go. From what I can gather about the study it’s pretty basic. When the ladies have more stimulation, a certain region of the brain lights up. The more the brain lights up? The more developed it gets. Pretty simple. It’s what most would call “if ya don’t use it, ya lose it.” Like any muscle, if ya don’t exercise it goes away.

Did we need scientists to let us know that more sex is good for you? Doesn’t that seem like a no-brainer? Sex is fantastic! These studies come out again and again about the health benefits of regular banging and I just want to know if they make a difference. Does any lady look at one of these and suddenly get the urge to start knocking boots more? I kind of doubt it. You could probably announce to the world that more sex would cure covid and some ladies would still be in line for a vaccine. Some ladies just don’t wanna bang.

That’s the study I want to see. The how to increase libido. How about you solve that one, science? We’ve got boner pills galore. We’ve got testosterone boosters. We’ve got study after study about how sex is incredibly good for you. How about a little something that would encourage the ladies? Something beyond money. I know that’s what you’re thinking ya lame-o. HA! Money works for a while, but I guarantee you that there are nights Elon Musk can’t get laid. HA! And if it doesn’t work for that dude? What chance does a regular dude have?

So come on, science. Let’s get working on that horny pill!