Covid Dick Is REAL?! WTF?!

Okay, I’ll just say it. A dude says his dick shrunk 1.5 inches in length after he got covid. He went to the doctors, and they said his problem was due to vascular damage caused by covid. His complaint is legit. Covid dick is real! I don’t know about you, but things just got terrifying. Evidently this guy was well endowed and had an above average sized unit. Maybe he had an extra 1.5 inches to spare. Not all of us are that lucky. Some dudes are counting on every millimeter we got, showing up for work. Going above and beyond the call of duty! Do you have an extra 2 inches of cock you can cast aside to covid? I didn’t think so.

This has to be an act of war. When you start taking a dudes’ dick away that’s an offense worthy of war. My god! This is up there with nerve gas in WWI. What else is it going to take to get people upset with the CCP? They killed millions. They killed grandma. And guess what? Now they took your dick. WTF?

We need a full investigation of China and the Wuhan Lab, Fauci. ALL OF IT. This is a bridge too far. And for any Senator or Congressman who say’s ‘No’ or ‘Wait’… let’s give em some meds to make THEIR unit shrink. See how they feel after that!

Thankfully I’ve already had Rona. Think I’m still okay in the Big Jim and Twins dept. but this whole thing just went next level. Covid dick is real! These people are monsters. Here’s more info. https://nypost.com/2022/01/13/man-claims-his-penis-shrunk-after-contracting-covid/

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2 comments on “Covid Dick Is REAL?! WTF?!

  1. Stryker says:

    No way, I’m calling BS. That dude already had a small dick, hooked up with a chick who laughed at his small dick so he used the 2022 updated George castanza excuse and blamed it on Covid

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      Ha! click the link to the article! Dr says covid is a vascular thing. It messed up the dudes dick! It’s crazy!

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