China is going back to butt stuff. Yup, you may remember a few months ago when China announced they had an anal covid test and that if you planned on visiting, they were going to test your butthole. It was an international incident. People flipped out. Well, here they go again. China is going back to Anal covid testing. Not so they can mess around with strangers’ butts. No! Shame on you for thinking that! They want to stop the omicron variant and the Olympics are just weeks away.
This has everything to do with safety… and nothing to do with having a super fit athlete pull down their pants and letting a stranger put a swab two inches up their butts. Nope. Forget nasal swabs. The Chinese want to make sure that they see everyone’s butts. My guess is they are going for the humiliation factor. The Japanese have clearly stated they are not happy at all about the anal swab. The whole thing sounds like a giant joke. My advice to travelers to the Olympics? Don’t go. But if they want to put something in your booty in the hopes of embarrassing you? Turn the tables on ’em. Fake a big ol orgasm like in the movie ‘When Harry met Sally” that’ll show ’em.
