Have you seen this video yet? It’s supposedly Hunter Biden weighing a white powdery substance that most people think is crack. We got our version from Sky News Australia. Looks like a lot of U.S. News services aren’t super interested in this subject. Hmmm… I guess it’s a mystery. Anyway, that’s not my point. Not even close. Here’s what I’m saying: Let’s say the video is real. Let’s say that IS Hunter Biden fastidiously checking the weight of his newly purchased crack cocaine. We can make this work for us! As a country! It’s a crazy idea but it just might work. Hear me out.
Let’s put Hunter Biden in charge of Delaware. The whole state. We’d need to give him more power than the traditional governor. I want Hunte to be responsible for everything in Delaware. Energy, jobs, Gasoline, all of it. His policies would go into effect immediately. (He’s an expert in energy by the way, so don’t worry) Here’s the kicker. We pay him in crack. IF he is successful with bringing down inflation and fuel cost. Again, this is just Delaware. Hunter starts off with a base pay of a few rocks. If he does well? More crack for Hunter! If it goes bad? We take rocks away. He will be the most motivated government employee in history. This could work. Just look at his attention to detail on the weight of his crack! He is adamant about the amount! That is the kind of self-starter we need right now, America! And we’ll save a fortune! Another benefit? We have to think Hunter will work around the clock AND film everything so we can all go back and double check his work. It’s a win win win!