Ron DeSantis after hurricane Ian: “Don’t even think about looting”

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis isn’t, as they say, fucking around in the aftermath of hurricane Ian. He took the time recently to dole out some free advice to would-be looters. Telling them not to even think about it. Dude also reminded everyone that Florida is a 2nd Amendment state. Which we believe can be interpreted as ‘these premises are protected by fuck around and find out.’ While it’s sad that these gentle reminders need to be said aloud, we dig the Govs. attitude. You know where you stand.

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