Hey friends, it’s the weekend and time to take a serious and contemplative look at what’s happened last week in current events. LOL! Naw, it’s the roundup of absurdity and mockery time! And 2022 has proven to be one of the best years ever for that.

Let’s go!

We’ll start with the tail-end of the Most Heroic & Caring Progressives of Martha’s Vineyard who, for 36 hours were Mother Teresa and Gandhi. They’re still giving themselves accolades for it too.

Moving on. The Nord Stream pipeline that transports Russian gas to Europe ruptured.

Conspiracists of all stripes all jumped in with who might have done this and the motive. We at the Loftus Party have our own theories.

Others suspected it was the true Governor of Georgia, Stacey Abrams.

But at least the Democrats had their priorities straight – Bash DeSantis and try to score for November.

But the real treat was the gaffetastic trio at the top of the Democratic Party and their bottomless barrel of Biden brainfarts and Kamala babbles.

President Biden gave a shout out to Republican congresswoman, Jackie Walorski who had helped on important bipartisan legislation. Only one problem.

While poor Joe’s gaffes can be traced to him being nearly 80, we do wonder what the excuse is for his Vice President, Kamala Harris, who blurted out that hurricane relief should be distributed along the lines of Social Justice’s latest incarnation – Equity.