Well, hello there, dear reader. Are you interested in shaping the future of American politics? Want to get away with it? Then the FBI just might be the place for you. The once honorable police force is now so completely corrupt and well versed at getting away with just about anything, they should write a handbook! “How to swing American elections and get away with it” Think it’s not possible? Think again! It’s happening as we speak.

Right now, special counsel John Durham is wrapping up a trial that’s shedding a teeny bit of light on the FBI and their involvement in swaying American’s hearts and minds when it comes to a certain political candidate. It’s horrifying. More so, because they will get away with it. It pays to know how to work the system as the statute of limitations is fast approaching for all the malarky the FBI has done.

Here’s a quick recap. The FBI started an investigation into Trump in 2016 because they say, they heard a rumor that someone on the Trump campaign said Russia was going to help Trump beat Hillary. Perfect! This is nice job of the FBI starting an investigation on next to nothing. Sources? Who said it? To the corrupt FBI it doesn’t matter. Full steam ahead!

The Steele Dossier! Written by Christopher Steele and paid for by Hillary Clintons campaign and the DNC (They were fined by the FEC – here ya go ) And full of made-up stories that the FBI offer to pay one million dollars for if any of it could be backed up and verified. One million bucks if Steele could prove the claims were legit. Oh! But he couldn’t. So strange. Here ya go. What do you do if you’re the FBI and you know the Steele Dossier is garbage? Full steam ahead! Investigate your enemies! You have elections to win!

Now, if you’re FBI, you’re going to need some wiretaps and FISA warrants. Don’t worry. Thats easy! You can wiretap Carter Page even though you have an email that says he’s been cleared by the CIA! Oh golly! What fun! And don’t worry, if you’re the person who altered the email, you won’t go to jail! Mission accomplished. You got a wiretap on an innocent man! Let the media narrative of “Trump Russia Collusion” begin! And if you’re worried it might not take root and completely tarnish a mans image and turn public opinionagainst him? Leak! Leak to the press! Even if you’re the head of the FBI, James Comey! Dont worry, they won’t prosecute you for violating your oath. Cause corruption is rampant! Here ya go

Peter Strzok? Lisa Page? No worries. You’re in the clear! It’s the new corrupt FBI. The list goes on and on. This are just a few of the folks at the FBI who started a campaign to turn a nation against a political candidate and effect our elections! But don’t worry America, I’m certain they would never do anything like this in the future. They wouldn’t have people try to insight mobs to violence. Oh wait…. think maybe they did. Here ya go.