Welcome to the Week in Memes. In the interest of not beating up on the deformed, we will not be featuring any John Fetterman memes this week.

Let’s start with the great news that CNN is cleaning house. All of Jeff Zucker’s kids who were hired to do nothing but troll Trump are now facing the axe. Though Jim Acosta was spared this round, it gave us a lot of hope.

Next up, some idiot kids glue themselves to walls

and throw soup at priceless art pieces to make a point that oil is bad. Yeah, don’t ask. They’re stupid, scared kids.

In the Evergreen department, Biden can’t stop sniffing. And memers can’t stop it with the memes.

But hey, at least we got a new fragrance out of it.

And in good news, it looks like Elon Musk will end up purchasing Twitter. Musk claims he will cut 75% of the staff. Purple-haired girls and pierced boys hardest hit.

Also in the Evergreen category, the left likes your kids. They really, really like your kids. Their attempts to transform them is unrelenting. But at long last, we’re seeing some pushback.

With that, have a great weekend.