Any way you slice it, the Pelosi attack is very weird.

It’s been a couple days. We’re trying our best over here not to rush to any kind of a hasty conclusion. All we can say is this: Any way you slice it, the attack on Paul Pelosi is weird. Just straight up odd. Underwear, hammers, all of it. Now, let’s say right out of the gate that this kind of violence is wrong. One hundred percent horrible. No one is cool with this. With that out of the way, let’s talk about some of the things that are making our Sherlock Holmes senses tingle. Like where is the security camera footage? Wouldn’t that put the whole thing to rest? Just show a dude in his underwear smashing his way in and we are all on your side, Paul. That’s a horrifying visual. Show us that and we’re good. That’s a nightmare. So, why no security footage? None released at the time of this writing.

Why did the cops get there so fast and yet were so slow to disarm the underwear guy holding the hammer? If I’m a cop and roll into somebody’s house and a guy is wielding a hammer? Job one is taking that thing away from him. When did the attack happen? Was it after the cops got there? Did underwear guy break in? Who let the cops in? We have tons of questions and only a handful of conclusions. And if we wanted to speculate? It could get real weird real fast. And of ALL the scenarios I can dream up, not one of them involves the attacker being some MAGA dude. Why would they even try to make that the narrative? Why try to make this political? Maybe the Paul Pelosi attack is good time to forget the rule: ‘Never let a crisis go to waste’. Also: It’s time to get the Pelosi’s a ring doorbell. Maybe we can start a GoFundMe.

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9 comments on “Any way you slice it, the Pelosi attack is very weird.

  1. George says:

    When will all the Left who call everyone other than them a ‘Conspiracy Nut’ and realize they have fallen blindly into the Biggest Conspiracy of all, buying into the Socialist Propaganda Machine and coming out as a vegetable?

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      true dat!

  2. Steve says:

    My thoughts went right to, well Nancy’s gone, Paul likes to drink and there’s a dude in his underwear. Hmm No disrespect to them. It may just be my sick mind.

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      Somehow it will all be a threat to democracy.

  3. CS says:

    Looks like Nancy isn’t the only one in the family to get hammered.

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      Ha!

  4. S. Keller says:

    Also, what about the third voice on the 911 tape that was released, WHO’s the third voice????

  5. suds says:

    Another Kato Kaelin? How many of these guys live in celebrity back yards? i’ll take Pelosi with a hammer over OJ with a knife any ol day,,, now it’s out, Depape smear was at J6 as a cameraman with Pelosi’s son in law.
    Cheap ass site won’t let me post the pic. but you should be seeing it floating around on mytwitface by now.
    Good to see you well

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      I keep seeing that pic of him at Jan 6th. Are we certain thats him? It sure looks like him! Crazy shit!

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