‘Black Adam’ is a horrible, yet forgivable wreck of a movie

I genuinely wish I had better news to report, but I just watched Black Adam it was absolutely awful. I won’t go in depth with all the problems this flick had as I legit don’t want to write a lengthy essay. Let’s just say this: Black Adam was all over the place. An absolute Hodge podge of horrible ideas, cliches, jokes and shit that made zero sense. Here’s the weird part though. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has shown so much love for the DCU and the fans that the whole horrible experience that is Black Adam is forgivable! I am completely ready to give him a mulligan on this one. Bring on Black Adam 2. I’ll watch.

There are a few caveats though. For the love god, hire different writers. Different producers too. Fuck. Replace everyone responsible for not pointing out that Black Adam was a disjointed piece of shit. They knew. They knew when they read the script. Dwayne, if you’re reading this? You deserve better. Black Adam deserves better.

Okay, now for the good news. The Rock completely went to the mat for Henry Cavill’s return as superman. That speaks volumes. The Rock has some killer instincts, and it shows. He knew the only character that would pose a real threat to Black Adam is the man of steel. And for this generation the only ‘real’ superman is Cavill. End of story. So, Rock pushed DC and WB to get Cavill back in the suit. That, my friends is a very good thing. That will buy you a lot of positive vibes and keep hope alive. So, yes. Black Adam sucked, but you can pull this garbage out of the fire and give us a much better sequel. It can be done. A lot of us are rooting for you.

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