Hello, allow me to introduce myself. I am a glutton for punishment when it comes to Transformers movies. It’s a reflexive action. The studio puts out a movie and I end up watching it. It is really that simple. The films get worse, and I still watch. Am I going to see Transformers: Rise of the Beasts? Sure. Will I be disappointed? Almost certainly. Whoever is in charge of this franchise has systematically killed off way too many good characters. I’m not really sure who the villain is in this one. I’m guessing it’s the worst thing the Autobots could possibly imagine. Oh well. It will be a feast for the eyes and leave me wondering what could have been if someone who had loved the Transformers had been in charge since the first flick. They should reboot the whole thing. Just start over. But yeah, I’m gonna see Rise of the Beasts. Abso-friggin-lootly.