Well, well, well, looks like the powers that be caught the leaker! That seems to be the only aspect of this story the media wants to focus on. They caught the guy! Sleep easy, America! The danger has been averted! How did he get these sensitive documents? How do we insure this never happens again? They all ask with bated breath. Now, over here at The Loftus Party World Headquarters, we have a couple questions. Like: What about the contents of the leaked documents?! What about that?! What about out military being involved. What about the stats on the war between Russia and Ukraine? What about our intelligence community fucking lying!? Anyone concerned about that? Anyone? Seems kind of important. And pardon me if I don’t start gushing about the swift action they took to find the leaker. We’re still waiting on finding out who leaked the Supreme Court Docs. And we’d like to know when an arrest will be made in the January 5th bomber case. Oh, and while we’re at it, Didn’t FBI mega-boss leak documents to the press to kick off the whole Trump-Russia collusion investigation? When can we expect an arrest there? Because leakers are bad and must be brought to justice swiftly. Right? No matter what the contents of the leak are.
