Things are quieting down a bit. Bud Light is sort of laying low until the heat blows over, President Biden is remaining scarce in order to win re-election (yes, the less we see of Biden, the more we like him) and everyone is yawing at the latest scandal. So pickins’ will be all over the map this week.
First up, the Democrats, in order to make everything about their Gender Wars, added a special section to a bill for detained illegal immigrants to protect “vulnerable persons”.
“vulnerable person” is defined as anyone who is under 21 or older than 60, pregnant, or who “identifies as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or intersex.”
You’ll never believe what happened next!
Credit: Davar Echad.
Next up, we visit the set of Rust. That cursed series where Alec Baldwin accidentally shot and killed Halyna Hutchins, the film’s cinematographer. Well, the charges are dropped and the show must go on.
In the Media Crisis section, we have a massive meltdown of journalists and other important people losing their highly coveted (but aw shucks, that? It’s nothin’) Blue Checkmarks.
No one was more butthurt than Ben Collins: NBC New’s very own pet Internet Troll and Elon botherer.
The memes wrote themselves.
And finally. The Biden family are corrupt sellouts to foreign interests. (this is true every week)
Until next time!