Bossman, Michael wrote a great funny book, Neither Stunning Nor Brave. Filled with burning envy, I too, wrote a book.

Check out Hoosierish Or “How I fell in love with the Flyover Country” It’s a light read intended to amuse and make you go “hmmm”. I’ve lived on both coasts and now in the middle. This is about what I’ve seen and experienced and how excellent it is here.
Why should you buy it? Let’s go to the FAQs
Q: Why should I buy it?
A: It’s only $2.99!
Q: What if it sucks?
A: Great question! If it sucks, you’re only out $2.99 That’s a low-risk proposition if ever I heard one!
Q: Will I laugh?
A: I hope so. If you like my snark and wit here, you’ll love it in book form.
Q: So what do you hope to get out of it, Gordon?
A: I like to amuse and inform. Also if 10 people buy, I make 29.90!
I wrote a play about Chicago’s corrupt history. Get it on Amazon – Dora McDonald on Trial.
Any other writers?
That’s awesome! And title is: Dora McDonald on Trial. Yes?