Star Wars Outlaws. Finally, a game for wannabe cat ladies. (video)

Star Wars outlaws. Sound like a great title, doesn’t it? You’re an outlaw in the Star Wars universe. Like Han Solo? Not so fast, buster. There’s a twist. You’re a space traveling cat lady! And you don’t play by the rules. You just run around in this open world game doing outlaw stuff with your space cat creature, talking to yourself and kicking ass. Finally! A Star Wars game for cat ladies! Everyone knows cat ladies are the big market that needs to get cracked wide open.

The gaming community has been itching for a cat lady in space game for years! And hat tip to the writers who came up with this fiercely original character of Kay Vess. Hold on to your hats. Kay would seem to be unlike so many other highly successful wise cracking, don’t play by your rules, I’m just gonna win, gals that audiences love! Captain Marvel? Rey? Every female in a Marvel or Star Wars show from Disney? The Rings of Power’s Galadriel? Yup. The market isn’t flooded with those type of gals. No sir. Clearly the people want more! There’s just one thing missing: Cats. Well, done Star Wars Outlaws. You’ve succeeded where all others have failed. You gave the world a Star Wars Game for cat ladies. This one won’t flop. It’s impossible!

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