If you’re reading this then congratulations, you’ve made it through another week of cultural and media crazy. Sit back and let’s review.

First up, some cocaine was found in the White House. We hear cocaine can cause paranoia, which might explain why we the White House is being so evasive. Was it in the library or near the cubby where tourists leave their belongings? We may never know!

Dad, I got you a little something!

Don’t worry though, they’re putting their best people on it.

We think they’re nearing a break in the case.

Well, he is the smartest man Joe knows.

In other news, Mark Zuckerberg launched Meta’s “Twitter killer”, Threads. In true Zuckerberg fashion, it will be likely a left-wing echo chamber and content will be tailored to what they’d like you to see. Think Instagram but with even more garbage-y content.

Will it work? That is the big question. Since the cultural guardians have made Elon Musk out to be an evil right-wing billionaire, the “enlightened thinkers” might flock to a well-funded alternative.

… and lord, deliver us from Elon.

Also, Zuck, that magnificent bastard made it that if you try to delete Threads, it will take you Instagram account out too.

What’s stopping you from signing up right now?

We love how Twitter remains unimpressed while all the Twitter haters in the media are singing its praises.

Credits to Davar Echad and Magills.