Please enjoy these clips of rioting in Philly. These videos are posted as educational information. We also wanted to be able to say “Told you so” if things continue down their present path. So, here we go again. Rioting in the streets of Philly. Why? Because reasons. That’s why. Something happened and the only solution was for the people of Philly to rise up and loot Lululemon and a liquor store and maybe a couple of other joints. It’s called Justice. Look it up. When something happens you don’t like? Expensive sweatpants and booze are the traditional remedy.

Here’s the bigger question: What happens next? Well, it’s simple. Stores will close. Retailers will leave and the government will open stores. That will be a delightful turn of events. Getting the chance to shop at a government run grocery store. Imagine the DMV, but with baby carrots and no ice cream. So much fun. We’re sure the people of Philly and San Fran etc. will truly enjoy the experience. Hard to tell at this point if the Government stores will have booze or yoga pants so, good call on getting that stuff now Philly. You’re going to look smashing as you wait in line for… well…food.