The real winner in Iowa was America, baby! Let me explain why. There are a handful of reasons, chief among them being that the polling was pretty accurate, which is a miracle today.

Then, take into account sentiments much like this one.

BARIS: PEOPLE IN IOWA THAT WE ARE POLLING ARE TELLING US THAT ALL THE TRUMP ATTACKS ARE MAKING US SUPPORT TRUMP MORE BC THEY WENT SO OVERBOARD https://t.co/CqeiFF9pYw

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) January 10, 2024

America is angry, and in a way we haven’t seen before. As I have said, since 2020, there were blatant irregularities in vote counting and ballot handling, which sites such as Five Thirty-Eight have confirmed. Nate Silver is by no means conservative so this is becoming more conspiracy fact than conspiracy theory.

Let’s put all of that aside for a moment, though, because I would much rather explore a lesser-discussed victory that, for myself, is even more relevant; after his dismal showing in Iowa, one can only hope that Governor Krispy Kreme Christie is relegated to the dustbin of historical obscurity that he so richly deserves.

You can see Chris Christie way down at the very bottom there. He came in dead last, even behind OTHER. He did drop out a week before the caucus, but let’s face it. He seems to have only stayed in as long as he did to promote his new book and try to float not-so-pithy one-liners like “Donald Duck.”

So again, we have Leftists weeping and hopefully will rarely, if ever, have to hear from Governor Chris ‘Krispy Kreme’ Christie ever again.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a win for America.