Hey look, kids! More absolute shit from Amazon’s Rings of Power show! It’s the show that cost billions of dollars and took a giant dump on billions of fans of JRR Tolkien and The Lord of the Rings! In a gigantic display of “we don’t give a damn about money or quality” Amazon has treated us all to another season of a show that got deservedly dragged the first time! Here’s the trailer for season 2 of The Rings of Power. ‘Somehow, Sauron has returned’. That’s what we’re calling this installment in an homage to one of the worst lines of dialogue/exposition of all time. Thank you for that Disney Star Wars.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must collect my thoughts. I don’t what to write something I may regret later. Let’s save that for the YouTube video. Just know that I dislike almost every frame of this and every line of dialogue/exposition. It’s bad. Can we just stop with Amazon’s Rings of Power? And let’s not mention The Lord of the Rings. It’s insulting. But that Gollum movie is sounding pretty good now, huh.