Well, what do you know? Biden just agreed to debate the Donald and it’s dominating the news cycle. What a strange turn of events! I’m not too stoked about the whole debate announcement from Joe. He’s losing on all fronts and really wants to change the narrative. We’re not there yet. You just don’t get to put your political opponent on trial again and expect me to move on. Pardon me if I give zero shits about a debate. I’m still focused on a lot of other, bigger stories. In fact, here’s a list of reasons why Trump shouldn’t debate Biden. We’ll start with the latest ‘trial’ that seemed designed to stop the Republican frontrunner. We’re still looking for an explanation of the charges. But is it about the charges? Nah. But let’s commence with the list of things that far outweigh a debate between Trump and Biden. Make sure to scroll to the end. That’s the money shot.

Hey! Remember all that money we sent to Ukraine? Anyone else want an update on that boondoggle?

And don’t worry gang. I’m sure the border thing will stop for the debates. Those wacky single men of fighting age who come across the border just love a good debate. And it’s not like it’s an organized thing. So, just don’t worry your pretty little head.