Hey! It’s time for the big news! Let’s take a look and see what stories you should keep an eye on today. Here’s some fun little tidbits. We’ll kick things off the Jasmine Crockett. She’s the member of congress that had so much fun yesterday in her spat with fellow members of the house. Ready for the twist? Her whole demeanor looks like it could be an act. Hilarious!!
And Trump wants to test Biden before the debates. That’s a solid idea. Let’s see how camp Biden responds! We’ll also sneak in a few more surprises. Thanks for being here ya wackies.
And finally, the pee hole of boxers. Let’s settle this once and for all. No dude uses that. None. The pee hole for boxer briefs is not used for anything other than comedy. End of story.
